>>>>The butcher follows the dog into the bus. The dog then shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in the bus.
肉販跟著上了車，狗把綁在項圈上的車票秀給車掌看，看到這一幕，肉販就像其他的乘客一樣簡直要暈倒了。
>>>>The dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then,without waiting for the bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to a house very close to the stop.
狗狗接著坐在司機旁邊看著窗外，當下一個站牌出現，它就站起來跑去車掌那兒搖尾巴示意他要下車了，不等公車完全停妥，它就迫不及待地跳出公車往一間離站牌不遠的房子奔去。
>>>>It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door. As it approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and headstowards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.
它打開了院子的大鐵門，衝向房門。當它接近那道木門的時候忽然改變主意往花園跑去，它朝向窗戶走去然後用頭去撞它好幾次，然後再跑回房門前等候。
>>>>The butcherwatches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him. The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy.
肉販看到一著彪形大漢開了門，然後開始凌虐這條狗！他打它、踢他、還大聲咒罵它！肉販實在不能忍受這種事，就跑去阻止這傢伙！
>>>>"What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me! "To which the guy responds: "You call this clever?
" "你它馬的在幹什麼!?這是一條天才狗耶！我用我的性命擔保它絕對可以上電視！"
>>>>This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key.
這男人就回答肉販："你說它聰明？這是這條笨狗第二次忘了帶鑰匙！"
>>>> Moral of the story …
You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations but shall always
fall short of the boss' expectations.
It's a dog's life after all …
這個故事告訴我們 …
不管你再怎麼拼命，老闆都不會滿足的！
就是做為一條狗的宿命啊 …
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